Privacy Policy

Short version: we collect almost nothing, and we sell absolutely nothing. This policy is shorter than a cereal-box sweepstakes entry form, on purpose.

• No accounts, no logins. You can read every page of this site without telling us who you are.
• No advertising, no tracking for ads, and no selling or sharing of information with anyone — not now, not ever.
• Class sign-ups (a name and a phone number) are kept on paper and in one locked spreadsheet, used only to tell you about class changes, and shredded or deleted when you ask.
• Basic visit counts only. We look at how many people visit which pages so we know what’s helpful. We don’t follow individuals around the internet — nobody here has the time or the inclination.
• We will never ask for your Social Security number, Medicare number, bank details, or passwords. Anyone who does while claiming to be us is an impostor — see If Something Feels Wrong.

Questions? Call (575) 555-0100 and a human will answer them.